Archive for the ‘Ramblings’ Category

On sugar bowls and psychology

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

We have a ceramic sugar bowl with a loop on the side which holds a small sugar spoon.

When the spoon is inserted with the open side of the spoon facing the bowl, it fits properly, all the way into the loop.

When the spoon is inserted with the rounded bottom fo the spoon facing the bowl, it does not fit all the way into the loop.

When the sugar bowl is passed to a guest, the spoon is usually in the loop, facing the correct direction.

Some guests return the spoon to the loop correctly; others put it the wrong way.  Some notice that the spoon didn’t go in all the way and turn it around; others leave it facing the wrong way.

Those of you who know me personally or have read my blog for a while no doubt realize that seeing the spoon facing the wrong way and sticking precariously out of the loop is, to me, like nails on a chalkboard.  It is, quite simply, something that is Not Right, and what’s worse, something that is Not Right for No Good Reason.

But aside from my personal fascination (probably bordering on OCD) with trivial little things like this, I find myself wondering if anyone has ever studied it.  It seems to me that you can divide people into three categories: people who simply don’t notice things like this; people who notice but don’t care; and people who notice and care.  Do these categories have greater significance?  Do they speak to people’s work habits, intelligence, happiness, etc.?

Trivial, little things that deafeningly scream “This is not who I am!”

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Eleven days ago, I bounced a check.

Ten days ago, I bounced another check.

I didn’t even realize I’d done it until today, when I finally got around to plowing through the mound of paperwork I’d been allowing to accumulate for weeks in my inbox.

I. Do. Not. Bounce. Checks.

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Destined for happiness

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Sighted downtown today, a young couple holding hands, with “matching” T-shirts.

Hers: “I always get what I want.”
His: “It’s all about me.”

This pair is surely destined for a long, happy life together.

 

A present I would rather have done without

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

There has been a polite little family of mice sharing our house, aside from the domesticated variety safely ensconced in their aquarium. I call them polite because they never left droppings anywhere in plain sight, and because they resisted all human food, confining their snacking to the commercial mouse food in our bathroom closet and to the cat’s food bowl when she was otherwise engaged.

Unfortunately for them, she was not always otherwise engaged, and has been gradually reducing their number.  And thus, we have found a series of little deceased rodents in various locations around the house, sometimes sans cranium.  It seems that the cat does not care for the rest of the mouse.

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Too clever by half, then not clever enough

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Upon our arrival in Cleveland last Friday afternoon after a three-day drive from Boston, we hastily emptied the car before the start of the Sabbath.  Imagine my dismay to discover that the duffel bag containing all of my clothes was missing!  I had put my clothes for the trip in my backpack, so that I wouldn’t have to take out the duffel until our arrival, but that of course meant that I never noticed it was missing.

I was dumbfounded.  I was sure that I’d loaded all the bags into the car.  I could imagine only three possible explanations, all of which were unpleasant: (1) I idiotically failed to load my duffel into the car; (2) I removed the duffel from the trunk at some point during the trip while accessing another bag, failed to put it back, and drove away without it; (3) we left the van unlocked and untended at some point during the trip and someone snatched the duffel.

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Coining a new phrase

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

While discussing with my wife a product which is so poorly designed that it’s an absolute marvel that it made it to into manufacturing: “The team that designed this was definitely a few monkeys short of infinity.”

Bad customer service is bad for business

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Shortly after I went after Sprint for horrendously bad customer service, their CEO stepped down as the company was about to announce yet another bad quarter.

Shortly after I went after Motorola for horrendously bad customer service and deceptive marketing, their CEO was replaced after the company announced another bad quarter.

This is not coincidence.

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People unclear on the history of religions

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Seen in a posting on-line from someone discussing the positive impact of taking regular breaks from one’s day-to-day routine:

“I guess Jesus knew what he was doing calling for the observance of the Sabbath…”

*sigh*

Why I was almost late to work this morning

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Continuing the theme of the day…

I coded and submitted an enhancement to INN’s “makehistory” program to support throttling by load average, so that my computer at home won’t be completely hosed for a half hour after every unclean shutdown and restart while makehistory rebuilds my news history file.

Would you buy from these people?

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Seen this morning on a truck which claimed to be from a company called “Assorted Stone & Cabinet”:

 ”COVER CONNETICUT & MASSECHUSETTE”

There was also a lot of Chinese writing on the truck, so one might reasonably assume that the company is owned by people who are not native English speakers.  Nevertheless, maybe they could have looked up how to spell the words they were painting?