December 8, 2012
100 Wartburg Avenue
Copiague, New York 11726
To whom it may concern:
It is very rare indeed for a packaged food product to leave such a strong impression on me that I feel compelled to write to its creators and share my feelings with them. Your potato knishes, of which I recently bought a package from BJ’s Wholesale Club in Waltham, Massachusetts for $6.99, make the grade.
These knishes are, without a doubt, the most vile, disgusting thing I have consumed in my recent memory.