Those of you who have been reading my blog for a while know that I am not much of an HP fan, to say the least (see here and here). Given that, imagine how amused I was to receive this recently in the mail (yellow highlighting added by me):
“It’s customers like you who make HP the company it is today!” Hmm, so it’s my fault that HP sells crappy products nowadays?
“…here’s an exclusive offer you can use toward your next HP purchase…” Did they miss the part about me never buying anything from HP ever again?
ROTFLMAO.