Conversation with 2-year-old while washing the dishes after dinner:
2YO: Daddy, after you wash the dishes, will you put on my skirt?
Me: Yes, after I wash the dishes, I will put on your skirt. Do you know where yur skirt is?
2YO: It’s with my blanket.
Me: Do you know where your blanket is?
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2YO: It’s with my skirt.
